PDW Hard to Kill Morale Patch
I'm short and plump, with four pairs of legs, each ending in claws (usually four to eight) and will outlive you humans in the event of a mass extinction scenario due to astrophysical phenomena, such as gamma-ray bursts, or large meteorite impacts. You guys might kill yourselves off due to toxic pollution, rampant disease, famine, drought, civil wars from absurd political tribalism, cultural extremism, or maybe eating yourselves to death on bulk junk food. Whatevs, me, my sistas and bros will be the last ones standing. I am one very hard mutha f**cker to kill.
- Height: 2.8"
- Fully Embroidered Polyester Thread on Canvas Backing
- Hook Backing with Cover